defective yeti — Toyota Recalls Remaining Models Due to Faulty Chick Magnets
defective yeti — Toyota Recalls Remaining Models Due to Faulty Chick Magnets.
Toyota suffered yet another setback today, as it was forced to recall all remaining models due to faulty chick magnets. “We have received numerous complaints regarding the complete lack of arousal induced by our dependable, fuel-efficient vehicles,” said Shotaro Kamiya, a spokesman for the beleaguered automotive company. “The panty-dropping capacity of our products falls far short of our standards, and for that we apologize.” Owners are urged to bring their vehicle into their local dealership, where technicians will replace lithium-ion batteries with hemis, apply “Peeing Calvin” decals to back windows, and affix Truck Nutz to the underside of pickups. “No deaths are attributable to the defect,” Kamiya added, saying that the recall was entirely voluntary. “But as no one has every gotten laid in the backseat of a Yaris, no births are attributable either. We regret this senseless loss of life.”
February 25, 2010